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***New Character GOLDFISH - TERENCE Peran***

GNOME : "Eh...wheres home?"

GOOM : "eh ... are you stupid?"

GNOME : "then where is it?"

GOOM : "yep..."

GROUP : (pointing to the right) "over there"

GNOME : "ah...eh...o?"

The Heros enter the house to find it is perfectly clean...everything is spotless nothing is messy from the eyes view.

GROUP : (in amazement) "ahhhhh! OoooH!"

GNOME : "ah ... so lets get that crack out"

GNOME and GOOM open the closet and thousands of things piled on each other come falling out of the closet.

TIGER : "Whats this?" (while holding up a goldfish in a bottle)

GNOME : "hey its GOLDFISH!!!"

GOOM : "omg i've been looking for him for years!"

TIGER : "eh you think its still alive?"

GOLDFISH : (in a dying voice) "help me....food...need....now...."

TIGER : "ok imma go get some food"

GOLDFISH : "NO, dumbass i need weed..."

TIGER : "how the hell?"

GNOME : "here let me help you"

GOOM runs and gets his bong from out the the closet, then fills it with water. GNOME puts GOLDFISH in the bong, and then they pack a bowl. GNOME and GOOM start smoking it.

GNOME : (in relaxation) "ahh i miss the good old weed"

GOOM : "o ya...that hit the spot"

GOLDFISH : "finally some food"

TIGER : "no wonder why that fish is poo brown, and shit green."

SAMurai : "ya and im just a random character that doesn't do anything"

GROUP stares at SAMurai.

SAMurai : "o ya, i dance and sing, and dance and sing"

GROUP stares at SAMurai.

SAMurai : "o go to fucking hell" (storms out of the room)

GOLDFISH : "that was random, almost as random as a talking fish"

GROUP stares at GOLDFISH.

GOLDFISH stares back.

GOLDFISH wins the staring contest, and everyone is ok with him.

TIGER : "well im hungary too....i wonder how he tastes?"

GOOM : "you can't eat my pet...i love him"

TIGER : "he's been lost for years you dumb fuck..."

GOOM : "but i still love him!"

GOOM picks up GOLDFISH and starts hugging him and petting him.

PANDA : "uhm i think he needs water to live."

GOOM : "shut the hell up you dont know anything about GOLDFISH"

GOLDFISH dies.....and his ghost haunts them all....by following them around and talking to them. The problem is only GOOM and GNOME can see him when they are high.

GOLDFISH : "damn im the worst character alive...."

No one can hear him.

GOLDFISH : "god dammit....i hate this writer..."

GNOME : "so then....lets have a party?"

GOOM : "good plan...."

Everyone sits around bored as hell, while GOOM and GNOME start smoking crack.

GOLDFISH : "ROAR"

GNOME : "hey its GOLDFISH..."

GOOM : "hey sexy buddy"

GOLDFISH : "shut the hell up you killed me"

GOOM : (tear in eye) "im sorry, i love you"

GROUP stares at GOOM in amazement, because they cant see GOLDFISH. They think hes crazy.

Just then one of the prostitutes jumps out of his costume and ties up GOOM.

MONKEY : "hehe i got him, master CHINCHILLA will be so happy.....yes i made him happy, like he makes me happy everynight."

GNOME : "hey let him go"

MONKEY : "haha you can never stop me!!!"

GNOME : "who are you again?"

MONKEY : (bawling) "im...im...dont you remember me from last episode?"

GNOME looks at group confused. They look back at him confused.

MONKEY : (while trying to pick up GOOM) "youll never catch me suckas!"

MONKEY is still trying to pick up GOOM. GNOME looks at the group confused. They look at him back.

MONKEY : (out of breath) "hahaha...you can never stop me now"

MONKEY still hasn't moved GOOM at all....GOLDFISH slaps him...

MONKEY : (while crying) "sniff sniff....why...why did you have to hurt me....?"

MONKEY runs out of the room after sniping off some hair of GOOM's.

GNOME : "so who was that guy?"

GOOM : "ierno think hes with CHINCHILLA?"

GNOME : "probably, damn sasauge fest...."

GROUP : "eh this episode sucks ass...."

GNOME : "o ya..."

GOLDFISH makes love to GOOSE.

GNOME makes love to crack.

everyone is happy.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN OUR NEXT EXCITING EPISODE?, WILL OUR HEROS BE SUCESSFUL IN SAVING THEIR FRIENDS FROM THE GAY ASS RAPING CHINCHILLA? THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT AND THAT’S TO READ THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF GNOME AND GOOM!!!!! (come back next time fans !!)

(i promise i promise itll be better)

crazy random story by tony (props) : [not related to the story at all]

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint....
sTaYbLunTeD415: The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
sTaYbLunTeD415: The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
sTaYbLunTeD415: So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
sTaYbLunTeD415: The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
sTaYbLunTeD415: Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
sTaYbLunTeD415: The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
sTaYbLunTeD415: The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he''s on ecstasy!"

Finally, Finally, Finally i started writing again, this time its gonna be with a lot less of my regular "inspiration," but if the story starts being crappy im gonna need more "inspiration" which i can use after my special testing.

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***New Character SAMurai ~ SAM CHOE***

***New Character  MONKEY ~ Winston***

WELCOME BACK FANS =D, HERE FOR ANOTHER EXCITING PART? WELL IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS STORY YET, AND HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING ALONG GO AHEAD AND GO BACK TO THE FIRST DAY AND READ ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOM AND GNOME!

The heros go into the Mysterious crack magic land house of Gooms and Gnomes....

GNOME : "hey there is no damn Gnomes in here...."

GOOM : "hey there isnt any god damn Gooms in here....."

MAMMATH : "hey there isnt any god damn Crack in here....."

TIGER : "you guyz actually believed that sign out there?"

GNOME : "maybe?"

TIGER : "CHINCHILLA signed the bottom of it --;;"

GOOM : "no shit"

TIGER : "then why did you go here"

GOOM : "oh YA!"

TIGER : "Dumb ass"

GOOM : (tear rolling down his eyes) "no i'm not"

GOOM runs off to a corner and starts crying....

GNOME : "whats up with him"

MAMMATH : "dunknow?"

Outta no where a cage drops down on our heros and their friends....

GNOME : "what the! it must be CHINCHILLA"

GOOM : "hey hey! the cage didnt get me!"

All the sudden a big whip spanks GOOM, and the person who spanked him is masked.

GOOM : "dammit i know its you CHINCHILLA"

Just then a skinny silhouette stood tall....unlike a figure of a CHINCHILLA....Our heros stare with a confused look

GOOM : (taking out his pipe) : "damn this is taking forever"

GNOME : "where'd you get that hoe?"

GOOM : "dude ive been saving it?"

Just then a MONKEY came out of the shadows....but no one even glances at him, everyone just watches GNOME and GOOM arguing

GNOME : "then why didnt you tell me you had it"

GOOM : "i was going to share.."

MONKEY: (in his high pitched voice) "hey im the bad guy here"

GOOM : "c'mon GNOME you dont believe me?"

GNOME : "you shut the hell up you ass fuck"

GOOM : (while he's smoking it) "c'mon you c'mon.."

GNOME : "pass that shit then"

GOOM : (looking hesitant) "uhmmmm uhmmmm"

MONKEY : (in his gay high pitched voice) "hey im over here"

GOOM : "shut up everyone im trying to think"

GNOME : (immediately after he talks) "what the fuck is there to think about just give it to me"

GOOM : "fine" (as a tear rolls down his eye)

GNOME : "ahhh...thats some good shit"

TIGER : "what the hell are you doing to the monkey?"

GOOM : (while punching the monkey) "ierno?"

GNOME : "ok i think its pretty obvious here...."

GOOM : "what is?"

TIGER : "huh?"

GNOME : "the author clearly forgot whats happening in the story, and he has no clue what to write about..."

GOOM : "no i think thats a lie" (while flying around in a superman costume)

TIGER : "nono, i think GNOMES right" (while jumping double dutch)

GNOME : "hey ass fuck, just start a new thing over."

GNOME : "so this is what happens we invite SAMurai over for some crack, and he decides he would rather smoke 3 packs of ciggarettes, then we find goose. After BUNNY, GOOSE, PEGUIN, TIGER, SAMurai, MAMMATH, AND PANDA all come to the house of GOOM and GNOME. They all have a party to celebrate"

While they are returning home they can't seem to find their home anymore.

GNOME : "whered is go?"

GOOM : (while crying) "i hid some crack in my bed"

GNOME : "we have to find it!"

GROUP : "what the hell is wrong with them?"

GNOME : "cry, cry, cry, the continuation of this better be better, you stupid bitch writer"

GNOME is immediately killed, but then brought back to life.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN OUR NEXT EXCITING EPISODE?, WILL OUR HEROS BE SUCESSFUL IN SAVING THEIR FRIENDS FROM THE GAY ASS RAPING CHINCHILLA? THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT AND THAT’S TO READ THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF GNOME AND GOOM!!!!! (come back next time fans !!) NO

been along time since a new story....me tired...no inspiration....woogie is an ass....im me nigger if you ever see this....god dammit...

story will be continued later.....must get weed....been so long....

***New Character PENGUIN ~ SAMANTHA***

***New Character GOOSE ~ RAMI***

***New Character BUNNY QUEEN ~ ANDREA***

WELCOME BACK FANS =D, HERE FOR ANOTHER EXCITING PART? WELL IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS STORY YET, AND HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING ALONG GO AHEAD AND GO BACK TO THE FIRST DAY AND READ ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOM AND GNOME!

Our heros have found where CHINCHILLA is hiding, the random gay house of dOOM! The heros enter the house from the back door....the garden is filled with pink, purple, yellow and red flowers...the gayest thing alive....ever....

GOOM : (to himself) "take that, take that you like that nigger!" (while stomping the flowers)

TIGER : "stupid ass"

GOOM : (throwing flowers at him) "shut up"

TIGER : (throwing flowers back) "you shut up"

GOOM : (throwing a raccon) "you shut the hell up"

TIGER : (confused) "where the hell did you get that raccon?"

GOOM : “dude that squirrel is so fucking random….”

TIGER : “its a raccon dumbass......”