The Heroz Enter
MAMMATH : "damn i havent said anything in awhile"
GOOM : "good crack huh?"
MAMMMATH : "damn good"
GOOM : "so pass that shit"
MAMMATH "Wtf i finished it all already"
GOOM : "god dammit"
GNOME : "shit lets think about this...how would we get more"
TIGER : "why dont we save the ...."
GOOM : (interupting him) "whoa whoa there...save who?"
TIGER : "you dumb fuck thats why where here, to save the others fucker"
GNOME : "hmmm this is the plan...ok think....we find crack....then we save the others?"
TIGER : "shouldnt we save them first?"
GNOME : "but whats more important?"
GNOME, GOOM, and MAMMATH sit and think....think really really hard.....while TIGER just gives them a stupid look.
CHINCHILLA : "so you've made it in my lair havent you....hahahaha"
TIGER : "CHINCHILLA you ass raping bastard!"
GNOME, GOOM, and MAMMATH sit thinking and thinking....
GNOME : "wait i got it....we should save them...and then smoke them all out!"
GOOM : (while putting his hand down his pants) "haha good plan man....good plan...." (pulls out a joint and starts smoking it)
GNOME : "whered you get that weed from?"
GOOM : "from panda"
CHINCHILLA : (in a very gay voice) "uhm, excuse me...but im here and im like the incredibly gay bad guy?"
GNOME, GOOM, and MAMMATH : "HUH?"
The heros just realize that CHINCHILLA is there....
GNOME : "uhm ya..uhhhhh give us back our friends?"
CHINCHILLA : "all i want is GOOM"
TIGER : (answering quickly) "DEAL!"
GOOM : "hey fucknut im not going with that gay cocksucker"
CHINCHILLA : (while winking at GOOM) : "if your lucky, we can switch jobs tonight baby"
GOOM : "GNOME tell tiger that we're not trading me"
GNOME : "haha.....haha....."
GOOM : "whats so damn funny?"
GNOME : "DEAL chinchilla!"
GOOM : "you ass fuck"
GNOME : "dont worry, dont worry"
CHINCHILLA : "RELEASE the prisoners"
everyone comes out of a room and thanks GOOM.
GOOM : "god dammit..."
CHINCHILLA : "sex slaves, Get him!"
Then a group of 7 slave squirrels dressed in thongs grabs goom and puts pink fuzzy handcuffs on him.
CHINCHILLA : "ill be right back..."
CHINCHILLA run into the other room and comes out wearing all leather with a whip.
CHINCHILLA : "now your gonna like this bad boy...."
GOOM starts to cry....
Then everyone starts to jump rope....
GOOM : "damn that was a close one...good thing we're outta there"
CHINCHILLA : (heard from the distance) "youll never get away you freaks!"
The heros run though CHINCHILLA's lair and finds a room that they enter!
BUNNY QUEEN : "HEY HOE!"
GNOME : "is that you ? omg bunny!"
BUNNY : "get me outta here hoe!"
GNOME, GOOM, and the heros get BUNNY, PENGUIN, and GOOSE off of the sacraficial cross.
GNOME : "sooooo whatcha doing here?"
GOOSE : "that gay bastard tried to kill us...sacrafice to his gay god for good luck"
GNOME : "gay god?"
GOOSE : "ya you know, buddah"
GOOM : "haha...good point...."
TIGER : "now lets get the hell outta here...."
GOOM : "wait frosted flakes, we need crack man"
GNOME : "ya that gay bastard has to have some round here...."
The heros, and the new friends run around looking for crack!
GOOM : "GOT IT"
GNOME : "nice where is it?"
GOOM : "o ya....nevermind...."
CHINCHILLA :"Ah-HAH! you found my sacraficeeS!"
GOOM : "ya wheres your crack ?"
CHINCHILLA : "i cant lie to you...."
CHINCHILLA turns around and bends over.....there is a small bag of white stuff up his ass....
GOOM : "hmmmm...."
GOOM grabs the crack and the heros start running. CHINCHILLA enjoyed GOOM's hand so much that he faints in pleasure.
THE heros make it out and they start walking back home.
PENGUIN : "wait, where'd GOOSE GO?"
GNOME : "well too bad...guess we'll never see her again"
GOOM : "haha ya tooooo bad....."
TIGER : "goom you dumb ass we gotta find her, we dont know what that sick fuck CHINCHILLA will do to her....."
The heros wonder around looking for GOOSE, untill they reach a mysterious crack magic land house of crazy gnomes and gooms.
GNOME : "hmmmm...think its a trap from CHINCHILLA ?"
GOOM : "dunkno...but were almost outta crack already"
MAMMATH : "lets do it negro...."
Return next time to find out what happens to our heros!